69 birb songs

Kate’s take:

Earlier today, while we were discussing the extremely solid business plan for this incredibly lucrative and timely blog, Christie sent me a screenshot of an Instagram sponsored link for these birb statutes (keeping that typo) on Pottery Barn, with the attached message:

“Probably $1000 lol birbs”

I wrote back:

“I dunno, the kiwi birb I have from C&B was $30ish and is still available and I luff him”

“Maybe these are $69”

“But let’s review them next”

And then this happened.

“What I do have are a very particular set of skills.”

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Christie’s Take

The Swedes have a $15 alternative, for those on a tighter budget. Extra birb included.

I have decided to name the Pottery Barn birbs (L-R): Twinker Birb, Elitist Birb, and Back Dat Ass Up Birb.

They don’t appear to be particularly angry or have any hatred toward pigs. Yet.

Meanwhile, Walnut, Hazelnut, P-Nut, and Almond have decided to form 411. Their self-titled debutt album (I also like tennis) is being produced by Nick Hexum, after one night of forgetting his 1995 ginseng vow and falling back to his 1989 cocaine and Jim Beam self.

RANCH ME, BIRDTENDO

Whoa-ohh, amber is the color of your energy.