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Christie Rears 2/4/25 Christie Rears 2/4/25 When You Sit in the Cuck Chair for Too Long The one where my Sleep Number is 120. Read More
Christie Rears 9/26/24 Christie Rears 9/26/24 A long, strange summer The one in which the author gets a new job. Read More
Christie Rears 5/10/22 Christie Rears 5/10/22 I Don’t Want to Be… A Superfan Please stop telling the crowd to suck your dick. Read More
Christie Rears 9/13/21 Christie Rears 9/13/21 I have something to say I am my own favorite essayist. Read More
Christie Rears 8/3/21 Christie Rears 8/3/21 The REAL Florida redemption *pizza urge intensifies* Read More
Christie Rears 7/24/21 Christie Rears 7/24/21 Chris Robinson is better than you No time left now for shame. Read More
Christie Rears 7/20/21 Christie Rears 7/20/21 I did cocaine in the mid-2000s It’s metal to like clown! Read More
Christie Rears 7/12/21 Christie Rears 7/12/21 why I thought the slugs in the shower in BC were the worst.I was wrong. Read More
