I did cocaine in the mid-2000s

I also spent an inordinate time at Guitar Center, but that’s a story probably best left untold. For now.

Anyway, I share a birthday with Ernest Hemingway AND Robin Williams, which is tomorrow, so all aboard the suicide train. Oh, and Josh Hartnett. PEARL HARBORRRRRRR

I’ll have a hot take on my first Black Crowes concert in 23 years at some point. Happy birthday to me.