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Because my parents are still alive, I’m not going to show you my boobs on the Internet, but I miss LiveJournal something fierce, so here we are, I guess.
The one where my Sleep Number is 120.
The most disjointed obituary you'll ever read.
The one in which the author gets a new job.
Please stop telling the crowd to suck your dick.
Why is Eddie Vedder here? Because our writing has such an even flow.
I am my own favorite essayist.
*pizza urge intensifies*