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I’d pay good money to see Madea whoop your ass.
The one where my Sleep Number is 120.
The most disjointed obituary you'll ever read.
The one in which the author gets a new job.
Please stop telling the crowd to suck your dick.
Why is Eddie Vedder here? Because our writing has such an even flow.
I am my own favorite essayist.